i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.
I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.
It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!
you people are sick
GUYS! REALLY COOL TRICK create an account on this website and select male and select an age somewhere between 35-50 and err, i wont spoil it for you. Just take a look!!
The links are very important, otherwise you won’t see the trick.
(also this is a real neato dating site btw)
this is where I met my boyfriend lmao…. and holy fucking shit how is this trick not known in public???? oh my god tumblr you never disappoint
HAHAHAHAHA. NOBODY FUCKING TELL OMFG
if its not working you probs used the wrong link or didn’t complete the registration properly
I’ve tried this for like 12010 times until I FINALLY FUCKING GOT IT!!! I feel so fucking dumb right now and been doing it all wrong lmao
Needless to say, it was worth it.
HERE’S WHAT HAPPENS: i’M SOORRY BUT I CAN’T WATCH YOU ALL SUFFER. Okay so since everyone is doing this with the same credentials basicaly all of the 35-50 yo choices aRe people from FUCKING TUMBLR.
thanks bra. so are we just sabotaging a site just for shits and giggles or what.
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.
that was a wild ride